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friday queez - do you know what they do?

Poll #1207927 Oddjob

Sommelier

Croupier

Diener

Chorister

Picador

Flautist

Numismatist

Cooper

Funambulist

Wrinkle Chaser

Ocularist



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( 29 comments — Leave a comment )
mrshellion
Jun. 20th, 2008 01:29 pm (UTC)
My answer to funambulist is good, admit it.
delascabezas
Jun. 20th, 2008 01:32 pm (UTC)
personally?
i liked ocularist better
mrshellion
Jun. 20th, 2008 01:37 pm (UTC)
it ought to be that
since you know some many damn people do it like it's their effing job wtf!
delascabezas
Jun. 20th, 2008 01:40 pm (UTC)
ah
but so few are the experts who can provide them the pallete and the paint at a moment's notice.
mrshellion
Jun. 20th, 2008 01:44 pm (UTC)
what?
I have no idea what you're talking about. Nor do I have an appropriate icon for what you may or may not be saying.
delascabezas
Jun. 20th, 2008 01:50 pm (UTC)
let me help you


she's a pro - she wear's eye protection. osha and all that, y'know?
mrshellion
Jun. 20th, 2008 02:02 pm (UTC)
hostess cupcake?
Why would she want vanilla frosting all over her face? It's not THAT good.
delascabezas
Jun. 20th, 2008 02:04 pm (UTC)
she has an eating disorder
kinda like a drinking problem, but messier.

the fog is getting thicker... and LEO'S GETTING LARGER!
mrshellion
Jun. 20th, 2008 02:07 pm (UTC)
you son of a...
I knew I picked the wrong day to quit _____________!
delascabezas
Jun. 20th, 2008 02:09 pm (UTC)
free basing baby powder?
mrshellion
Jun. 20th, 2008 02:25 pm (UTC)
Re: free basing baby powder?
TOO SOON.
mrshellion
Jun. 20th, 2008 02:25 pm (UTC)
Okay fine
But why do they call it freebasing? They should call it homebasing.
delascabezas
Jun. 20th, 2008 02:27 pm (UTC)
heh, you didn't play the baseball game as a teenager
home basing has a _totally_ different context.
i think it might also be slang for someone who can blow themselves.

now there is a job even _rarer_ than a good occulist.
mrshellion
Jun. 20th, 2008 03:04 pm (UTC)
Or an ocularist!!
I know there's a Freudian thing in there SOMEWHERE. Work it out, let me know.
delascabezas
Jun. 20th, 2008 03:07 pm (UTC)
word
he used the same optometrist as the woman with the eating disorder, above

mrshellion
Jun. 20th, 2008 03:09 pm (UTC)
Re: word
I hate to admit that the girl is not only cute, but she looks familiar. And so there ya go.

Goddamnit... GOLDFISH. I'm evoking it.
delascabezas
Jun. 20th, 2008 03:13 pm (UTC)
damn
aaaand i can't top that


mrshellion
Jun. 20th, 2008 03:15 pm (UTC)
Re: damn
Hey, you wanna have lunch today and continue this horrific insanity? I can be in your neighborhood by 1:45... email me.
delascabezas
Jun. 20th, 2008 03:17 pm (UTC)
i canna fucknab it!
i have to learn how to be a leader from 12-4 today.
mrshellion
Jun. 20th, 2008 03:43 pm (UTC)
well good luck
I'm sure you'll show them a thing or two.
apostatic_cling
Jun. 20th, 2008 02:59 pm (UTC)
Re: Okay fine
yeah, ain't nothing free about it.
delascabezas
Jun. 20th, 2008 03:02 pm (UTC)
hey now, that ain't entirely true
sometimes it is a free ride to jail, at least until some douchebag councilman decides to start charging portage fees for prisoners.
mrshellion
Jun. 20th, 2008 03:05 pm (UTC)
Re: hey now, that ain't entirely true
Haha yeah! $15 for the first douchebag, $10 for each additional!
delascabezas
Jun. 20th, 2008 03:08 pm (UTC)
they can call them con cabs
and they can be fluorescent orange instead of sunflower yellow
mrshellion
Jun. 20th, 2008 03:04 pm (UTC)
Re: Okay fine
INORITE?

"Lost my car, lost my job, lost my house... cocaine."
mrshellion
Jun. 20th, 2008 03:45 pm (UTC)
regarding numismatist
Good answer!
delascabezas
Jun. 20th, 2008 02:28 pm (UTC)
c'mon
it was bogus anyway. that dude looks like the skinny younger version of the guy from office space - it is funny all around!
misterpardonme
Jun. 20th, 2008 02:56 pm (UTC)
i'm proud that online_stalker and i had the same idea for wrinkle chaser.
delascabezas
Jun. 20th, 2008 03:02 pm (UTC)
that is kinda kreepy, actually
but for totally different reasons for each of you
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