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3 cheers for base stupidity

Well, its taken 25 years, but I think I have established the formula to get me a hangover!

Don't eat all day+go out drinking right after work at a place that doesn't have food+drink 7 pints of cider in the last hour of happy hour+2 irish car bombs back to back (because nobody there has ever had them they needed an education)+4 shots of vodka (the Polish guy in the group had to prove that vodka shots were superior to car bombs)+a mixed drink of unknown variety (someone else bought it)+ 3 Guinesses (because who in thier right mind, at this point, would turn down a Guinness?)+(drum rol please) a Tequila nd OJ. Yes, you heard it right, citrius and devil juice - what a cherry on top of a mess that was.

So yeah, after getting stumbly drunk, I had like 4 hotdogs (with mustard and everything - am i a winner or what?) from the nearest dirty water peddler. I'm still tasting them - which is surprising, considering none of them made it to the depths of my digestive system.

I came home, got sick, and went to bed. Sleep came fast, but I was aparently snoring so loudly once I went to bed that I forced Richelle on to the couch! Man do I feel even _worse_ about that. I shoulda been the one on the couch. Last time I cut loose with this crowd on a worknight. In fact, I think it is going to be the last time I cut loose for some time.

Fucking booze - I don't really have a headache but feel lightheaded - don't realy have a stomachache, but defintiely don't feel like eating...never felt like this before - even after a night of my worst carousing. Gettin older - time to stop pretending I'm not.


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Jul. 18th, 2003 05:55 am (UTC)
this is why i'm on the sasparilla, m'man - as young at heart as we may be, we are no longer quite so young of fortitude (or stomach lining, for that matter). a long time ago we established that we were too old for the old game plan of 'drink to get absolutely shitfaced' - a decision you seem to have forgotten last night - but now i believe that must be amended to 'too old to drink much at all'

course, there are plenty that rail against that fact - just look at my family reunion :-p

had hotdogs myself last night (as you, forgetting my advanced age) and regretted it all night and well into this morning.
Jul. 18th, 2003 07:15 am (UTC)
If anything, i've improved my drinking with age! Slow and steady, with a nice soft buzz most of the time. Drinking what ye-olde-bottomless-pit drank last night would get anybody ff'd, whatever their age. I don't get hangovers so much, mostly barley butt, and that's probably worse. At least berns made it home...which is amazing, considering i'd be dead if I consumed that much alcohol. On an empty stomach. Sheesh
Jul. 18th, 2003 07:17 am (UTC)
true - he did drink enough to wipe out a small african nation :-p
Jul. 18th, 2003 10:06 am (UTC)
perhaps that is why i feel like a brit after shaka zulu's advance...at least i made it home without a tiger making off with my leg.
Jul. 18th, 2003 10:25 am (UTC)
Re: heh
ahh, but would you have noticed in your condition?
Jul. 18th, 2003 11:01 am (UTC)
you need to pace yourself...i am not that much younger then you and i can drink and not puke...also stop eating those fucking hotdogs, not from dirty water peddlers not from anyone...hotdogs bad when also sick drunk..y? because they make you puke...this is the second recorded time that you and dogs = puke...i'm sure there have been more.

this is my view...i could be wrong
Jul. 18th, 2003 12:28 pm (UTC)
I think you hav the right of it
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