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ok, everyone out there in lj land, its time for some inspirational work. thanks to timaeus for sparking the fire here with the pic, and coworker julie for prodding me to follow through.
Take this image, and gimme a story:

What is this guy's deal, how did he end up there for that photo? Where is there for that matter?
My entry is as follows:


"...and after the 3rd eightball that weekend, i found myself in a field, 30 years older, in someone else's clothes."


Julie writes in:
""will you marry me?" sent to a picture bride in some whatever-stan on the other side of the world"

Be as short or prolific as LJ can allow - but i want some INSPIRED WORK folks - I know you are capable of it!

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(Anonymous)
Aug. 8th, 2003 11:05 am (UTC)
inspiration
Santa goes on a hell of an ugly bender every summer...

---Kelly
(Anonymous)
Aug. 8th, 2003 11:23 am (UTC)
DNA Lab Experiment Escapes - Be on the lookout
The offspring of a cloning effort to replace Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead escaped this morning from a Fargo, ND lab. The lab made a mistake of mixing Buddy Holly's and Jerry Garcia's DNA (see photo). This experiment was being escorted to the labs disposal unit, to be destroyed, when it escaped.
peepeepoopoo
Aug. 8th, 2003 11:23 am (UTC)
vowel, shmowel
Patrick Sajakanovich had always been a fan of the popular tv show and often hosted his own version behind his house next to his latrine pit. Being a recluse idiot savant (specialized in spelling) with an extreme hatred for humanity, Sajakanovich's show was one that only his oxen and sometimes a rat could participate in. The winner would take home a severe beating from the host, himself.
(Anonymous)
Aug. 8th, 2003 11:24 am (UTC)
Holy Shit.
That's Rush Limbaugh after the Bush Administration goes down hard.
timaeusdaspirge
Aug. 8th, 2003 11:26 am (UTC)
yeah well, when Pat Sajak turned me down for the job of official letter-spinner, i had these tee-shirts made up. i'll show him! not enough curves! hah! i got more curves than that vanna any day! and these boobs are all natural, baby!
chellez
Aug. 8th, 2003 12:28 pm (UTC)
Man Lost Identity in 1969 Music Festival

Stu Sidowitz has become a local hero 34 years after a psychadelic experience at a concert festival has left him without an identity.

In Woodstock, NY, Stu makes his living by crocheting colorful hats for locals and tourists.

"He must've tried the brown acid," says one local farmer. "Nobody's really sure what happened to him, but he does still wander around humming Joan Baez tunes"

Stu has no short-term memory, and suffers from delusions of grandeur - he believes he is 19 years old, that the year is 1970, and that he is on the stage crew for the next Woodstock event.

Stu was not inclined to comment on the line-up of the coming concert, however he did offer us some of his hats - the price? A hug.
wangch61
Aug. 8th, 2003 02:29 pm (UTC)
After spedning 3 years in a cryogenic freezer in Hertfordshire, England...Stanely Kubrick returns to the world. The picture is taken when he finds to his dissappointment, that the world still doesn't think "eyes wide shut" was a good movie. His only joy comes in fulfilling his life long dream by getting a sweet set of boobs which he proudly displays for the camera.
rakshaka
Aug. 9th, 2003 03:58 am (UTC)
Off Duty Prostitute
It was a sad day for Bubba Ray and Billy Joe when they finally found the towns only prostitute, known lovingly as Sweetcheeks, was off duty. After 2 hours of reading lessons from Sweetcheeks, neither Billy nor Bubba got the joke and Sweetcheeks kicked them in the ass and sent them on thier way. This story does have a happy ending as now Billy Joe and Bubba Ray know how ot service themselves using only thier foot
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