October 7th, 2002

Steam Escaping!

Ken is a wierdo....

[15:59] hampton275: If a cow and a half and a calf and a half can eat a bale and a half of hay in a day and a half, how many waffles does it take to shingle a dog house?

AND ANOTHER...

[16:18] hampton275: If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
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