April 21st, 2006

Steam Escaping!

i gotta say

eddie vedder's cover of "masters of war", followed by the south park cover of wyclef jean's "bullet in your bubble goose" goes a long way towards making a crappy start to a morning a good one.
also - i am reading "sweat" by lazlo xalieri. I got about halfway through it last night. i am envious of the talent i am reading.

i dropped a drink last night for the first time since a tidal wave at wangch61's college house. no shit, it has been that long.

never forget folks, pinkys save booze.


New Kinda Queez

Match the quote with who said it! I made a checklist of answers for you.

Groucho Marx Francis Ford Coppola Carrot Top Flannery O'Connor
Jay Leno Chuck Jones Pauly Shore Woody Allen
Steve Martin Mark Twain Bill Cosby Steven Wright

Poll #714556 and no penis mighter answers!

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Even at my peak, I never went too over the top.

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Anxiety is the handmaiden of creativity.

Usually, the stuff that's your best idea or work is going to be attacked the most.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

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