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pending lawsuit #22

Dear Sir or Madam,
Recently, it came to my attention through an unfortunate chain of events that your wonton soup is highly explosive. Upon purchase earlier in the week, I immidately refrigerated a "large" portion of your soup in the container it was delivered to me in. Upon microwaving your soup from refrigeration for a period of four minutes earlier today , I returned to my microwave to find it awash in wontons, broth, and chives.

I pale to think what might have happened had I been holding the soup at the time of the explosion.

I suggest you take this letter as a warning, and add proper cautionary verbiage to the containers of your soup in the future.

Thank you.

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rakshaka
Apr. 25th, 2004 08:28 am (UTC)
did you write this as a joke, or did you pick this up somewhere?
delascabezas
Apr. 25th, 2004 08:42 am (UTC)
heh
i jsut wrote it as a joke - thought leaving the lid half opened would be enough - guess not.
rakshaka
Apr. 25th, 2004 10:10 am (UTC)
Re: heh
What is this, the Haku that imitates a rooster?
rhodamine
Apr. 25th, 2004 09:14 am (UTC)
a fun trick: crack an egg into a paper cup and put it in the 'wave on high for one minute. watch what happens!
zerogenius
Apr. 26th, 2004 08:38 am (UTC)
HAHA! Wow, explosive soup...that's more ninja than a hand full of throwing stars!
delascabezas
Apr. 26th, 2004 12:01 pm (UTC)
yeah
now if only i could get it to go on cue, i'd have something marketable
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