BURGLARY! BURGLARY! BURGLARY!
YOU HAVE VIOLATED AN AREA PROTECTED BY A SECURITY SYSTEM - LEAVE IMMEDIATELY
::BOO WEEP BO WEEP BO WEEP::
Yeah, so imagine that at eardrum-splitting decibels, for anywhere from 10-20 minutes at a time, over three periods between 1am-4am this morning.
Now ask me how my day is going.
Lets hear it for the Model SS-3000.