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load testing

a question for whatever audience i still have:
what do you call it when your simple functionality/load test for an enterprise app is supposed to go to 20 people, and goes to 1800 people instead?

Oh, and you didn't send the emails - the user responsible for maintaining/using the app did.

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hoolifan
Aug. 5th, 2004 07:51 am (UTC)
uh... disaster in the making?
delascabezas
Aug. 5th, 2004 08:30 am (UTC)
disaster made
abort/retry/fial
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delascabezas
Aug. 5th, 2004 08:33 am (UTC)
YES
stabbity death
timaeusdaspirge
Aug. 5th, 2004 07:52 am (UTC)
we irish have a cure for this - it's called whiskey. try enough of it, and you won't care much one way or the other...
delascabezas
Aug. 5th, 2004 08:28 am (UTC)
heh
if i didn't need the job so, i'd be there an hour ago
Re: heh - timaeusdaspirge - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:29 am (UTC) - Expand
that's me - delascabezas - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:32 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: that's me - timaeusdaspirge - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:33 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: that's me - grimbil - Aug. 5th, 2004 11:30 am (UTC) - Expand
listen you six fingered freak - delascabezas - Aug. 5th, 2004 11:47 am (UTC) - Expand
chellez
Aug. 5th, 2004 07:59 am (UTC)
"clusterfuck"
online_stalker
Aug. 5th, 2004 08:03 am (UTC)
hilarious.

have you ever seen this?:
http://www.clusterfuck.net

"dedicated to the worst in networking" - genius. i wish they had more pictures.
LOL - chellez - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:11 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: LOL - timaeusdaspirge - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:32 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: LOL - delascabezas - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:43 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: LOL - timaeusdaspirge - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:50 am (UTC) - Expand
uh - delascabezas - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:56 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: uh - timaeusdaspirge - Aug. 5th, 2004 09:07 am (UTC) - Expand
awesome link - delascabezas - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:29 am (UTC) - Expand
yeah - delascabezas - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:33 am (UTC) - Expand
wangch61
Aug. 5th, 2004 08:04 am (UTC)
some people go right to FUBAR....i like "Shitstorm"
delascabezas
Aug. 5th, 2004 08:28 am (UTC)
yeah, feelin the fubar
shitstorm doesn't seem to encapsulate it
Re: yeah, feelin the fubar - wangch61 - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:42 am (UTC) - Expand
yup - delascabezas - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:50 am (UTC) - Expand
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delascabezas
Aug. 5th, 2004 08:30 am (UTC)
hehheh
we could be a farm team man
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yeah - delascabezas - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:42 am (UTC) - Expand
_hallow_
Aug. 5th, 2004 08:21 am (UTC)
SNAFU?
delascabezas
Aug. 5th, 2004 08:33 am (UTC)
ugh
i wish - snafu's are like broken heels or mismatched socks or something - irritating, but not dealbreakers.

this is broke.
ttam
Aug. 5th, 2004 09:43 am (UTC)

I call that a normal part of my day-to-day existence.

Hell, I think that process is actually written into the organizational charter here.
delascabezas
Aug. 5th, 2004 10:17 am (UTC)
yeah
the most broken part of all my apps is the people i am making them for, even moreso than the gd users
diffcharm
Aug. 5th, 2004 10:55 am (UTC)
We call it "1-Click Launch", but I work for amazon. If you want to call it you'll have to buy a license. ;-)

delascabezas
Aug. 5th, 2004 11:48 am (UTC)
hehehheh
i'll just call it "one submit purchase" and call it fair use for parody =)
superspryte
Aug. 5th, 2004 03:16 pm (UTC)
Methinks that means you've been scammed. ^-~
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