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Aug. 5th, 2004 at 10:50 AM

delascabezas

a question for whatever audience i still have:
what do you call it when your simple functionality/load test for an enterprise app is supposed to go to 20 people, and goes to 1800 people instead?

Oh, and you didn't send the emails - the user responsible for maintaining/using the app did.

Current Mood:stabbity
Current Music:Offspring - Come Out and Play

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Aug. 5th, 2004 07:51 am (UTC)

uh... disaster in the making?

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delascabezas

Aug. 5th, 2004 08:30 am (UTC)

disaster made

abort/retry/fial

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delascabezas

Aug. 5th, 2004 08:33 am (UTC)

YES

stabbity death

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timaeusdaspirge

Aug. 5th, 2004 07:52 am (UTC)

we irish have a cure for this - it's called whiskey. try enough of it, and you won't care much one way or the other...

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delascabezas

Aug. 5th, 2004 08:28 am (UTC)

heh

if i didn't need the job so, i'd be there an hour ago

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timaeusdaspirge - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:29 am (UTC) - Expand

delascabezas - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:32 am (UTC) - Expand

Re: that's me -

timaeusdaspirge - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:33 am (UTC) - Expand

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grimbil - Aug. 5th, 2004 11:30 am (UTC) - Expand

listen you six fingered freak -

delascabezas - Aug. 5th, 2004 11:47 am (UTC) - Expand

Aug. 5th, 2004 07:59 am (UTC)

"clusterfuck"

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online_stalker

Aug. 5th, 2004 08:03 am (UTC)

hilarious.

have you ever seen this?:
http://www.clusterfuck.net

"dedicated to the worst in networking" - genius. i wish they had more pictures.

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LOL -

chellez - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:11 am (UTC) - Expand

timaeusdaspirge - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:32 am (UTC) - Expand

delascabezas - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:43 am (UTC) - Expand

timaeusdaspirge - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:50 am (UTC) - Expand

uh -

delascabezas - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:56 am (UTC) - Expand

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Aug. 5th, 2004 08:04 am (UTC)

some people go right to FUBAR....i like "Shitstorm"

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delascabezas

Aug. 5th, 2004 08:28 am (UTC)

yeah, feelin the fubar

shitstorm doesn't seem to encapsulate it

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wangch61 - Aug. 5th, 2004 08:42 am (UTC) - Expand

yup -

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delascabezas

Aug. 5th, 2004 08:30 am (UTC)

hehheh

we could be a farm team man

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Aug. 5th, 2004 08:21 am (UTC)

SNAFU?

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delascabezas

Aug. 5th, 2004 08:33 am (UTC)

ugh

i wish - snafu's are like broken heels or mismatched socks or something - irritating, but not dealbreakers.

this is broke.

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ttam

Aug. 5th, 2004 09:43 am (UTC)

I call that a normal part of my day-to-day existence.

Hell, I think that process is actually written into the organizational charter here.

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delascabezas

Aug. 5th, 2004 10:17 am (UTC)

yeah

the most broken part of all my apps is the people i am making them for, even moreso than the gd users

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Aug. 5th, 2004 10:55 am (UTC)

We call it "1-Click Launch", but I work for amazon. If you want to call it you'll have to buy a license. ;-)

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delascabezas

Aug. 5th, 2004 11:48 am (UTC)

hehehheh

i'll just call it "one submit purchase" and call it fair use for parody =)

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superspryte

Aug. 5th, 2004 03:16 pm (UTC)

Methinks that means you've been scammed. ^-~

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