spell-check wouldn't catch that since "asses" is a real word. she needs a tool that checks her level of dumbness. maybe you'll get assigned to write that application for her.

ROFLMAO! That reminds me that random movie where Gwyneth Paltrow was a flight attendant. I never saw the stupid thing but I remember the commercial. ASSES THE WINDOW! ASSES THE WINDOW!

And Mike Meyers comes on and goes "no, you see, you put the wrong emPHAsis on the wrong syLLAble." HAHA!