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more giant mutant chickens taking up sidewalk space


and they will not coddle or be friendly. they will seek retribution for years of "chicken fingers" on kids' menus.


there will be more super intelligent spider crabs trapped in captivity.


there will be more blue monkey mind control devices.

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wangch61
Nov. 19th, 2004 07:16 am (UTC)
we also need a hardees in manahattan...so we can order that 1400 calorie burger.

we already have a benninans on 46th.....so we are half way home
delascabezas
Nov. 19th, 2004 07:22 am (UTC)
heh
i count it as a blessing that there aren'y hardees around. people do enough damage without!
gefiltebitch
Nov. 19th, 2004 07:16 am (UTC)
what if we don't like chicken fingers?
will the giant chickens spare us then?
delascabezas
Nov. 19th, 2004 07:23 am (UTC)
perhaps
but only if you live in an area they don't like anyway
soror_daath
Nov. 19th, 2004 10:29 am (UTC)
An Arby's in Salem, MA! For ME! : ) (And may I have a chicken for stress relieving purposes?)
delascabezas
Nov. 19th, 2004 10:39 am (UTC)
sure i guess
if yer nice =)
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