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so this afternoon

i'm in a mcdonald's parking lot with idchild this afternoon, waiting for the people in the drivethrough to catch up with the orders (they brought the food out to the car). idchild was kind of spaced out, and i was watching this small black man shambling up the street. he looks right at me through the car window, and alters his trail, heading right towards the car. i assumed he was going to panhandle, or ask for some food or something. instead, he comes over to the car, and idchild rolls down the window.

"Would either of you gentlemen like to buy 100mg of Viagra for 8$?"

i was totally and completely flabbergasted. idchild saved the day with a "no man, i'm cool, thanks!"

i've since come up with about 50 great responses to that question. i will post them later, if i get around to it.

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delascabezas
Jan. 12th, 2005 01:34 pm (UTC)
well see
at least that is, y'know, what it is intended for use. this? not so much.
lengjade
Jan. 12th, 2005 01:20 am (UTC)
i can't believe you were eating mcdonald's. so nasty---yet so, so good.
delascabezas
Jan. 12th, 2005 01:34 pm (UTC)
meh
everyone's gotta slum now and again. idchild wasn't feeling v. good, and mc-d's kinda put him back on track, in some sorta greasy comfort food kinda way.
misterpardonme
Jan. 12th, 2005 03:04 pm (UTC)
why must people hate on McDonalds? It tastes so wonderfully delicious.
lengjade
Jan. 12th, 2005 04:12 pm (UTC)
ahem
you obvi totally missed the end of my sentence.

ps. stop eating mcdonalds. go to the gym. it's right across the street from your work. you have no excuse. :o)
misterpardonme
Jan. 12th, 2005 04:49 pm (UTC)
Re: ahem
Please, I ran 5 miles yesterday in 40 minutes, among numerous other majestic and near-impossible feats of strength. Me and the gym are slowly becoming friends again after a long and standoffish separation.

I also don't eat too much fast food anymore, but like an addict, I have to avoid 'danger spots' that can lead me into temptation. Sadly, my walk to the subway takes me past a pizza place, a Burger King, a Wendys, a White Castle, a Blimpie, and a Luther's Friend Chicken and Delicious Butter Biscuits. Every day I'm proud when I run that gauntlet.
wangch61
Jan. 12th, 2005 03:23 pm (UTC)
i am pretty surprised you dint buy the viagra.....i mean not to use...but just to say you bought it. sorta a conversation piece.

also....McDonalds is good....just not good for you. Damn kanaroo meat is good!
grimbil
Jan. 12th, 2005 06:03 pm (UTC)
hah

If you want viagra, my roommate's girlfriend is a doctor and spokewoman on the side for Viagra. She can hook you up if you're into the 4 hour hard on thing.
wangch61
Jan. 12th, 2005 06:07 pm (UTC)
no thanks
I'M 25 years old and latino....i dont need a pill to give me 4 hour wood....its a blessing and a curse...a horrible horrible curse
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