i'm in a mcdonald's parking lot with 
idchild this afternoon, waiting for the people in the drivethrough to catch up with the orders (they brought the food out to the car). idchild was kind of spaced out, and i was watching this small black man shambling up the street. he looks right at me through the car window, and alters his trail, heading right towards the car. i assumed he was going to panhandle, or ask for some food or something. instead, he comes over to the car, and idchild rolls down the window.
"Would either of you gentlemen like to buy 100mg of Viagra for 8$?"
i was totally and completely flabbergasted.idchild saved the day with a "no man, i'm cool, thanks!"
i've since come up with about 50 great responses to that question. i will post them later, if i get around to it.
idchild this afternoon, waiting for the people in the drivethrough to catch up with the orders (they brought the food out to the car). idchild was kind of spaced out, and i was watching this small black man shambling up the street. he looks right at me through the car window, and alters his trail, heading right towards the car. i assumed he was going to panhandle, or ask for some food or something. instead, he comes over to the car, and idchild rolls down the window."Would either of you gentlemen like to buy 100mg of Viagra for 8$?"
i was totally and completely flabbergasted.
idchild saved the day with a "no man, i'm cool, thanks!"i've since come up with about 50 great responses to that question. i will post them later, if i get around to it.
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ps. stop eating mcdonalds. go to the gym. it's right across the street from your work. you have no excuse. :o)
I also don't eat too much fast food anymore, but like an addict, I have to avoid 'danger spots' that can lead me into temptation. Sadly, my walk to the subway takes me past a pizza place, a Burger King, a Wendys, a White Castle, a Blimpie, and a Luther's Friend Chicken and Delicious Butter Biscuits. Every day I'm proud when I run that gauntlet.
also....McDonalds is good....just not good for you. Damn kanaroo meat is good!
If you want viagra, my roommate's girlfriend is a doctor and spokewoman on the side for Viagra. She can hook you up if you're into the 4 hour hard on thing.