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  1. Jumped out of a moving vehicle doing more than 30mph, and lived to tell about it without a scratch.

  2. Took a 40oz bottle to the noggin, weilded by a drunken punk, then beat the piss out of said punk.

  3. Brewed/stilled alchoholic beverages in a substance-free dorm. For money. More than once.

  4. Tickled a trout out of a mountain stream, gutted the fucker, and used his guts for bait to catch more trout.

  5. Paid for a girl's abortion, and claimed to be the father, on paper, to avoid fallout. I did this more than once, and none of the times was I actually sleeping with, or had designs to sleep with the women I did this for. I was actually paid back once.

  6. The lemon wedge bet, more than once. Nuff said.

  7. Stolen a memorial that weighed as much as I did at the time.

  8. Stayed drunk for an entire week to see if I could do it.

  9. Stayed awake for an entire week and worked through the hallucinations.

  10. Spit in the Mississippi river with one foor in Missouri, the other in Illinois.

  11. Came less than 1/4 inch from bleeding to death of a self-inflicted (accidental) puncture wound to the thigh.

  12. Played chess across the wire with a kid from Germany as a wee lad (before there was an internet), and get written up in the paper for it.

  13. Have sex on a Greyhound bus at 4am, while the bus was in transit, with other passengers on the bus. Got a standing ovation from the teenage punks three seats up when we finished.

  14. Been told by a professional spiritualist to leave the premesis of your interview/consulation because you are "hexed".

  15. Seen someone try to use a 'Jedi mind trick' on a cop, in real life.

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idchild
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:21 pm (UTC)
This annoys you why? Oh, by the way, I am totally gonna win on the Pope. He's up for a tracheotomy now.
delascabezas
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:24 pm (UTC)
i tell you - robopope!
i'm just annoyed in general, which is why i took 5 to post that.
idchild
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:26 pm (UTC)
Re: i tell you - robopope!
I see. I'd offer you something, but I don't know what. I'm sorry. but have yoiu ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?
robopope says no - delascabezas - Feb. 24th, 2005 08:29 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: robopope says no - idchild - Feb. 24th, 2005 08:31 pm (UTC) - Expand
not doin anything - delascabezas - Feb. 24th, 2005 08:34 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: not doin anything - idchild - Feb. 24th, 2005 08:36 pm (UTC) - Expand
ja - delascabezas - Feb. 24th, 2005 08:41 pm (UTC) - Expand
i agree about el popey to a point - delascabezas - Feb. 24th, 2005 08:35 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: i agree about el popey to a point - idchild - Feb. 24th, 2005 08:47 pm (UTC) - Expand
don't go all god emperor on me - delascabezas - Feb. 24th, 2005 08:52 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: don't go all god emperor on me - idchild - Feb. 24th, 2005 08:57 pm (UTC) - Expand
sandtrout fisher of men - delascabezas - Feb. 24th, 2005 09:02 pm (UTC) - Expand
Wormhood? - idchild - Feb. 24th, 2005 09:03 pm (UTC) - Expand
hehhehheh - delascabezas - Feb. 24th, 2005 09:08 pm (UTC) - Expand
mightywombat
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:30 pm (UTC)
That's more than twelve things, dude...
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delascabezas
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:37 pm (UTC)
hey man, you know the whole paradox about the river and shit
it wasn't the SAME punk, or the same bottle - your punks prolly drank a diff brand =)
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not anymore >=) - delascabezas - Feb. 24th, 2005 08:46 pm (UTC) - Expand
delascabezas
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:33 pm (UTC)
i feex
it started as 12 though, if that is any consolation
cukoos0nest
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:38 pm (UTC)
All I can say is WOW. You've sure set the bar high for the rest of us...
delascabezas
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:40 pm (UTC)
bah
i am sure there are ample things other people did that i never did. i was just fucking dumb in my youth.
bronxelf_ag001
Feb. 24th, 2005 10:31 pm (UTC)
The lemon wedge bet, more than once. Nuff said.

Dammit, I can't stop laughing now. That really is the sickest bar bet I have ever heard.
bruteforcemethd
Feb. 24th, 2005 10:36 pm (UTC)
I got tricked into giving someone a ride to an abortion once - which was unnecessary, since I would have done it anyway.

I got paid in boston cream pie.
lengjade
Feb. 25th, 2005 12:59 am (UTC)
is that what you got?
delascabezas
Feb. 25th, 2005 02:00 pm (UTC)
nice restitution
boston cream pie is good.
desayuno_ingles
Feb. 25th, 2005 01:40 am (UTC)
what is #6 and how did #15 work out? I tried it on a teacher first semester (last year) but it didn't work. must not have been concentrating enough.
delascabezas
Feb. 25th, 2005 02:14 pm (UTC)
#6 - http://www.livejournal.com/users/grimbil/130523.html?nc=5 I made a post once about it, but fuck all if i can find it.

#15 ended up with us getting arrested, the driver of the car losing his license (he was underage, but stone cold sober) and his brother getting charged with misdemeanor possesion (despite the fact he was WAY over) because his parents were dirty rich, and i think bribed someone into him only getting 4 years probation.
(no subject) - desayuno_ingles - Feb. 25th, 2005 02:47 pm (UTC) - Expand
some have heard it some have not - delascabezas - Feb. 25th, 2005 03:27 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: some have heard it some have not - desayuno_ingles - Feb. 25th, 2005 06:13 pm (UTC) - Expand
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