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oenone_borealis
Apr. 15th, 2005 04:09 pm (UTC)
That's beautiful! Congratulations, you have officially made my day.
delascabezas
Apr. 15th, 2005 04:09 pm (UTC)
yw
i love the rolling pin quote too!
Re: yw - wangch61 - Apr. 15th, 2005 04:10 pm (UTC) - Expand
prettykate
Apr. 15th, 2005 04:14 pm (UTC)
I have another contender:

This one first.

Then This one.
oenone_borealis
Apr. 15th, 2005 04:19 pm (UTC)
Huzzah for the macabre! Severed limb medical history is quite interesting. I can remember a story a few years ago about the British government asking permission of an amputee to incinerate his leg several years after the fact. I'll look it up when I get home.
misterpardonme
Apr. 16th, 2005 12:12 am (UTC)
With all due respect to the above entries, this gem from last october is obviously the champ:

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET
Oddly Enough - Reuters

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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delascabezas
Apr. 15th, 2005 04:20 pm (UTC)
see
that is such a great story - but it is the HEADLINE - how do you get past the metal image of your grandma jersking someone off with a gnome?
prettykate
Apr. 15th, 2005 04:34 pm (UTC)
Re: see
I think that's great, but the line "Officials doubt link between Wendy's discovery, leopard attack" makes me laugh everytime!

I guess they both win!
that is pretty goddamn funny - delascabezas - Apr. 15th, 2005 04:36 pm (UTC) - Expand
mrshellion
Apr. 15th, 2005 04:23 pm (UTC)
"...if it results in a happy outcome that's great."

Eeeeexactly.
delascabezas
Apr. 15th, 2005 04:25 pm (UTC)
dude
did you read the little captioned quote on the side - i am still cracking up about this!
mrshellion
Apr. 15th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC)
Re: dude
Rolling pins will never be the same again.
cassiusdrow
Apr. 15th, 2005 04:31 pm (UTC)
Bukkake Gnomes of Justice! Fear them!
delascabezas
Apr. 15th, 2005 04:36 pm (UTC)
totally
bukkake gnomes are bad news
rhodamine
Apr. 15th, 2005 04:53 pm (UTC)
hahaha. oh man, that cracked me up. and doubly so, cause just before reading this, i saw the following icon... just imagine the images filling my head now!

delascabezas
Apr. 15th, 2005 04:54 pm (UTC)
that is horrible
in the best possible way
Re: that is horrible - rhodamine - Apr. 15th, 2005 05:15 pm (UTC) - Expand
mrshellion
Apr. 15th, 2005 05:52 pm (UTC)
OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(no subject) - rhodamine - Apr. 15th, 2005 05:55 pm (UTC) - Expand
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(no subject) - rhodamine - Apr. 15th, 2005 06:16 pm (UTC) - Expand
whew - delascabezas - Apr. 15th, 2005 06:17 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: whew - rhodamine - Apr. 15th, 2005 06:23 pm (UTC) - Expand
the image doesn't bother me - delascabezas - Apr. 15th, 2005 06:29 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: the image doesn't bother me - rhodamine - Apr. 15th, 2005 06:58 pm (UTC) - Expand
yeah - delascabezas - Apr. 15th, 2005 07:00 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: yeah - rhodamine - Apr. 15th, 2005 07:08 pm (UTC) - Expand
dude! - delascabezas - Apr. 15th, 2005 07:11 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: dude! - rhodamine - Apr. 15th, 2005 07:20 pm (UTC) - Expand
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ha - delascabezas - Apr. 15th, 2005 07:10 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: ha - rhodamine - Apr. 15th, 2005 07:12 pm (UTC) - Expand
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