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60o F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.

50o F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.

40o F: Italian and English cars won’t start. People in New England drive with the windows down.

32o F: Distilled water freezes. The water at Moosehead Lake in Maine starts getting cooler.

20o F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt, buttons open.

15o F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0o F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows.

10o below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico. Girl Scouts in New England sell cookies door to door.

25o below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates. People in New England rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.

40o below zero: Washington D.C. runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

100o below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Some New Englanders are frustrated when they can’t start their “kahs.”

460o below zero (absolute 0 on the Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion stops. People in New England start saying “Cold ‘nuff for ya?”

500o below zero: Hell freezes over. Red Sox win the World Series.

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mrshellion
May. 9th, 2005 07:04 pm (UTC)
I knew it was chilly around here!
delascabezas
May. 9th, 2005 07:07 pm (UTC)
put some clothes on
it helps
mrshellion
May. 9th, 2005 07:17 pm (UTC)
Re: put some clothes on
Do I haaaaaave to?
delascabezas
May. 9th, 2005 07:21 pm (UTC)
you should
otherwise you might turn ebola joan on - think of the new layer of hell that would be!
mrshellion
May. 9th, 2005 07:30 pm (UTC)
Oh, B.
I just threw up in my mouth.
delascabezas
May. 9th, 2005 07:37 pm (UTC)
heh
so that's why you got the title "fast hands" - not for your renound catching skills?
mrshellion
May. 9th, 2005 08:06 pm (UTC)
Re: heh
I'd say my catching skills fall more under the category of "infamous" rather than "reknown."

I'm a far better pitcher.
Re: heh - timaeusdaspirge - May. 10th, 2005 01:14 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: heh - mrshellion - May. 10th, 2005 01:17 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: heh - timaeusdaspirge - May. 10th, 2005 01:18 pm (UTC) - Expand
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delascabezas
May. 9th, 2005 07:22 pm (UTC)
the ring?
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delascabezas
May. 9th, 2005 07:28 pm (UTC)
um
but if she was wearing that one, couldn't she just use it to _make_ some clothes?
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Re: um - mrshellion - May. 9th, 2005 07:31 pm (UTC) - Expand
excellent point - delascabezas - May. 9th, 2005 07:38 pm (UTC) - Expand
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heh - delascabezas - May. 9th, 2005 07:45 pm (UTC) - Expand
mrshellion
May. 9th, 2005 07:35 pm (UTC)
Not this One?
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heh - delascabezas - May. 9th, 2005 07:39 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: heh - mrshellion - May. 9th, 2005 07:45 pm (UTC) - Expand
hmm - delascabezas - May. 9th, 2005 08:05 pm (UTC) - Expand
yah but - mrshellion - May. 9th, 2005 08:08 pm (UTC) - Expand
bah - delascabezas - May. 9th, 2005 08:29 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: bah - mrshellion - May. 9th, 2005 08:36 pm (UTC) - Expand
lol - bruteforcemethd - May. 9th, 2005 11:17 pm (UTC) - Expand
wangch61
May. 9th, 2005 07:36 pm (UTC)
Re: No this one. Dork.
i need one of those rings
don't we all - delascabezas - May. 9th, 2005 07:37 pm (UTC) - Expand
timaeusdaspirge
May. 9th, 2005 07:40 pm (UTC)
Re: the ring?
see, i just assumed y'all were talking about this one:
delascabezas
May. 9th, 2005 07:42 pm (UTC)
now see
why'd you have to go bringin the schwartz into it?
Re: now see - timaeusdaspirge - May. 9th, 2005 07:45 pm (UTC) - Expand
hm - delascabezas - May. 9th, 2005 08:07 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: hm - mrshellion - May. 9th, 2005 08:08 pm (UTC) - Expand
damn - delascabezas - May. 9th, 2005 08:29 pm (UTC) - Expand
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Re: Way to join the convo late... - mrshellion - May. 10th, 2005 01:19 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: hm - timaeusdaspirge - May. 10th, 2005 01:13 pm (UTC) - Expand
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