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60o F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.

50o F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.

40o F: Italian and English cars won’t start. People in New England drive with the windows down.

32o F: Distilled water freezes. The water at Moosehead Lake in Maine starts getting cooler.

20o F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt, buttons open.

15o F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0o F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows.

10o below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico. Girl Scouts in New England sell cookies door to door.

25o below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates. People in New England rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.

40o below zero: Washington D.C. runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

100o below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Some New Englanders are frustrated when they can’t start their “kahs.”

460o below zero (absolute 0 on the Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion stops. People in New England start saying “Cold ‘nuff for ya?”

500o below zero: Hell freezes over. Red Sox win the World Series.

Comments

mrshellion
May. 9th, 2005 07:30 pm (UTC)
Oh, B.
I just threw up in my mouth.
delascabezas
May. 9th, 2005 07:37 pm (UTC)
heh
so that's why you got the title "fast hands" - not for your renound catching skills?
mrshellion
May. 9th, 2005 08:06 pm (UTC)
Re: heh
I'd say my catching skills fall more under the category of "infamous" rather than "reknown."

I'm a far better pitcher.
timaeusdaspirge
May. 10th, 2005 01:14 pm (UTC)
Re: heh
.
mrshellion
May. 10th, 2005 01:17 pm (UTC)
Re: heh
That's right.
timaeusdaspirge
May. 10th, 2005 01:18 pm (UTC)
Re: heh
that's what i was afraid of

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