Theodor Haensch. I bet he is really happy that this is the kind of cover photo that gets associated with him co-winning the Nobel Prize for Physics.
DeLay is facing more charges.
Bush reassures the nation on his cronie.
Hope you don't own stock in Dole.
Nicholas Cage proves beyond a shadow of doubt that he is both a nerd and a loser.
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I leave you with a cosmic bath: