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waste your day away talking to the internet. i haven't had this much fun since ELIZA. you can have great conversations like the one below:


The internet says:
Who are you?
Puny human says:
my name is Inigo Montoyo. You kill my father. Prepeare to die.
The internet says:
Prepeare to die.
Puny human says:
i think not, for you see... i am not left handed.
The internet says:
Even if that slice is small --and it does not appear small to me at this .
Puny human says:
the slice has to be small, when the mutton is lean and the tomatoes are perky....
The internet says:
txt a 3 aback 1 abacus 1 abalone 1 abandon 1 abase 1 abash 1 abate 1 abater 1 abbas 1 abbe 1 abbey 1 abbot 1 abbreviate 1 abc 1 abdicate 1 abdomen 1 abdominal 1 abduct 1 abed 1 aberrant 1 aberrate 1 abet 1 abetted 1 abetting 1 abeyance 1 abeyant 1 .
Puny human says:
she's not a witch, she's your wife!
The internet says:
TBDigital My wife hates her father's current wife, with good reason too as the woman is a hateful witch.
Puny human says:
you are miracle max, can't you make a pill or something for that?
The internet says:
You have to believe and know that God will do what you asked Him to do.
Puny human says:
woah, when did we switch to the wedding scene? if you say "twue wuv" i'm out of here.
The internet says:
B3 { border: #C00 solid 2px;}.
Puny human says:
hm, that is almost as nonsensical, congratulations!
The internet says:
This is an edited version of an essay that first appeared on The Iron-On Line .
Puny human says:
The Iron-On Line? Who the hell edited this thing, Mr. T's retarded love monkey?
The internet says:
I used to sing this on the school bus and never knew what the hell they were .
Puny human says:
retarded love monkeys? well, they are monkeys, that love you, and have mental problems.
The internet says:
You will not provide access to any of the materials in these Web pages to any persons under 18 years old or to any persons who do not have the legal right to access adult materials.
Puny human says:
ok, fuck you, i'm postin this.
The internet says:
NIGGA I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTA NOT BE POSTIN THAT SHIT NIGGAS IS STEALIN MY NAME!.

Comments

( 6 comments — Leave a comment )
misterpardonme
Oct. 13th, 2005 06:11 pm (UTC)
It's not responding to me... the internet must be run by music journalists.
mrshellion
Oct. 13th, 2005 06:20 pm (UTC)
Dude, ELIZA.

"Did you know that I'm named after a mainframe?"

FlashBACK whoa.
delascabezas
Oct. 13th, 2005 06:22 pm (UTC)
hehhheh
we's old
mrshellion
Oct. 13th, 2005 06:25 pm (UTC)
Re: hehhheh
I always went with the guy face because Eliza could never be a man's name HAHAHAHAH!!!


So, so old.
goodgirlfriday
Oct. 14th, 2005 03:54 pm (UTC)
It is worth it for the last line!

The internet says:
Hi, I'm the internet. what can i do for you today?
Puny human says:
Buy me a puppy
The internet says:
Six years ago, I asked my dad to buy me a pony, but he said that our .
Puny human says:
Your dad is pretty mean, huh?
The internet says:
My dad has always sworn a lot around me, but he also taught me to swear .
Puny human says:
I'm sure that comes in very handy in your line of work
The internet says:
I loved it but I really never made it a part of my work life so it .
Puny human says:
Falls fallow unless you are doing shots of Jager?
The internet says:
IXORA IXTLE IZARS JABOT JACAL JACKS JACKY JADED JADES JAGER JAGGS JAGGY JAGRA .
Puny human says:
I see you've already started
The internet says:
Each has its strengths and drawbacks, some of which I can already see after just a few days .
Puny human says:
What are the possible drawbacks?
The internet says:
If you are under 18 or live in a place that viewing adult content is prohibited, please revise your search
bruteforcemethd
Oct. 17th, 2005 02:53 pm (UTC)
it sounds like it's doing an engine search based on your stuff, and greping out a part of what it finds to fit into a certain amount of space. highly meh.
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