
Who?
a hot dog vendor
3(17.6%)
a garbageman
2(11.8%)
an airport security guard
6(35.3%)
a toll booth collector
5(29.4%)
an archaeologist
1(5.9%)
What?
a golden idol
3(17.6%)
two thousand dollars in twenties
3(17.6%)
a remote control car
2(11.8%)
a buick lesabre
2(11.8%)
a bird fountain
7(41.2%)
When?
daytime
1(5.9%)
nighttime
2(11.8%)
lunchtime
2(11.8%)
bedtime
1(5.9%)
naughty time
11(64.7%)
Where?
bathroom
1(5.9%)
the peach pit
4(23.5%)
a hot air balloon
3(17.6%)
the zoo
1(5.9%)
a church
8(47.1%)
Why?
gambling debt
6(35.3%)
married the wrong girl/guy
1(5.9%)
slighted famous person
5(29.4%)
robbed a tomb
0(0.0%)
bad chef
5(29.4%)
How?
something explosive
4(23.5%)
something unique
2(11.8%)
something shocking
2(11.8%)
something squicky
3(17.6%)
a fucking bullet
6(35.3%)
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