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Jan. 21st, 2006



Monkey's Paw from Oddities and
Curiosities


Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: [stares]
Owner: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?

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namfle
Jan. 22nd, 2006 07:54 am (UTC)
The monkey's paw.

MMmmmm. I love that story.


-elf-
boju
Jan. 27th, 2006 05:51 pm (UTC)
Monkeys Paw
Thanks for linking to my paw, just be sure to attribute it. Monkey's Paw from Boju's collection of Oddities and Curiosities
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