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I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate.


Read the full description before looking at the picture.


The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it.


It was used in a case study on stress level at St. Mary's Hospital.
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are
identical.


A closely monitored, scientific study of a group revealed that in spite
Of the fact that the dolphins are identical; a person under stress would
find differences in the two dolphins, while a person who is calm, serene
and relaxed would find no differences at all.


If there are many differences found between both dolphins,it means that
the person is experiencing a great amount of stress.


Look at the photograph. If you find more than one or two differences it
may be an indicator that you are experiencing high stress levels and you
may want to take a holiday attack the causes of your stress with a nail-ridden baseball bat.


Comments

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wangch61
Jun. 5th, 2006 02:49 pm (UTC)
nothing cooler then swimming livestock
delascabezas
Jun. 5th, 2006 02:58 pm (UTC)
well
it could be a shark chasing a bull. that would be like an emo band name, but not.
wangch61
Jun. 5th, 2006 03:01 pm (UTC)
Re: well
that or Salvation Pharmies
namfle
Jun. 5th, 2006 02:54 pm (UTC)
You, sir, are hilarious. :)

-elf-
delascabezas
Jun. 5th, 2006 02:59 pm (UTC)
gojirra
big g would make a great spoof of this. i should probably see about making tha thappen, in my copius free time.
namfle
Jun. 5th, 2006 05:20 pm (UTC)
Re: gojirra
That would be tremendous. I have plenty of source material :)

-elf-
fructa
Jun. 5th, 2006 03:00 pm (UTC)
Oh no! Evidently all the wedding planning has eaten my brain -- I see a cow! Cow! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
delascabezas
Jun. 5th, 2006 03:01 pm (UTC)
who the what now?!
whose wedding are you planning?!
fructa
Jun. 5th, 2006 03:03 pm (UTC)
Re: who the what now?!
um, you know.... mine...
delascabezas
Jun. 5th, 2006 03:10 pm (UTC)
um, no I DON'T BLOODY FUCKIGN WELL KNOW
doubleeweteeeff?
fructa
Jun. 5th, 2006 03:17 pm (UTC)
Re: um, no I DON'T BLOODY FUCKIGN WELL KNOW
ah. well, erm... surprise? yep. we were gonna do it in a couple of years, but then the idea of "wedding" kept growing and growing and growing like cancerous tumor, with its fancy dresses and nine thousand relatives and friends of my mother and all the other crap you "have to" have, so we're doing it in August instead, in the park. A-yep. 'Cause it neatly eliminates most of the "have to"s. Still torn between a barbeque in the park after and (mom's preference) taking everyone to a restaurant, which severely limits the guest list even though between us we know about 10 people... la la la.

Um, yeah. Guess I should get around to telling people about it, huh?
fructa
Jun. 5th, 2006 03:22 pm (UTC)
Re: um, no I DON'T BLOODY FUCKIGN WELL KNOW
By the way, have I told you we're also moving to Michigan at the end of August?

Oh, and I got my WF "Under Glass" story published.

I think that covers everything...
delascabezas
Jun. 5th, 2006 07:23 pm (UTC)
hot fucking shit
uh, congratulations, i think? defintiely congrats on the story - michigan = school?

we should really get together, preferably more than once before you go!
fructa
Jun. 6th, 2006 11:50 pm (UTC)
Re: hot fucking shit
you think, eh? well thanks! i guess.
delascabezas
Jun. 7th, 2006 02:30 pm (UTC)
the "i think" was re: michigan
of course congratulations to you, and John! may you web happily and have droves of writefighting whelps. =)
soror_daath
Jun. 5th, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
This is too funny! Thanks for making me laugh! : ) I needed it.
delascabezas
Jun. 5th, 2006 07:22 pm (UTC)
sounds like it!
i know i dont comment often, but i do read =) keep on lkeepin on lass.
llyrica
Jun. 5th, 2006 07:34 pm (UTC)
I'm much calmer than I thought! What a cuh-YOOT pair of dolphins!!!
peamasii
Jun. 6th, 2006 10:15 am (UTC)
This is off the top of my head, but doesn't the one on the left look a little like a cow? Or maybe that's just extra-sensorial association. Other than that, everything is cool. Cheers!
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