You're okay, but it's a close thing. You wonder how the hell people ever managed to arrange their social life before 1997. In conversations, you say "hmm" and "uh-huh" and appear to be listening but in fact you're text messaging with a fireman from Biggleswade under the table.
seethru calculates that you are 36 % an ageing hypocrite
other results of interest
64.56 % of people who think there is a God also drink herbal tea
27.07 % of people who turn down drugs have unprotected sex