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Oct. 29th, 2008 at 9:27 AM

delascabezas

i got the pre-prep email today, and made my donation.
the thought of doing nano this year kinda makes me nauseous. despite that, i feel it is something i have to do.

november will bring tears and blood. december is a long way away.

Current Mood:tired

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gefiltebitch

Oct. 29th, 2008 01:37 pm (UTC)

tears and blood? you getting your period?

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delascabezas

Oct. 29th, 2008 01:39 pm (UTC)

i love that icon

blood - because i generally hit a burnout point that makes me want to punch something, usually something that splits the skin on my knuckles.

tears-because when you hit the halfway point, and realize how far you still have to go, you kinda wanna cry.

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Oct. 29th, 2008 01:52 pm (UTC)

Speaking of which, does that inkblot look like a snatch or what?

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Oct. 29th, 2008 02:37 pm (UTC)

admit it, you see snatches everywhere.

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Oct. 29th, 2008 02:45 pm (UTC)

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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delascabezas

Oct. 29th, 2008 02:54 pm (UTC)

hmm

i think it looks like two evil hand puppets arguing over a couple slices of pizza

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Oct. 29th, 2008 02:55 pm (UTC)

hey well

Hand puppets, vaginas... I mean, let's be honest.

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delascabezas

Oct. 29th, 2008 03:01 pm (UTC)

loosey goosey

i said _hand_ puppets, not finger puppets - you go back to your lubed liter bottle days of glory ya harlot?

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Oct. 29th, 2008 03:05 pm (UTC)

holy crap you didn't

I've been complimented, like, AT LEAST ANNUALLY on my tight yatch, so don't even try to suggest that I'm "loosey goosey."

Ah, but... those days were glorious...

Oh shit, my uterus just fell out.

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delascabezas

Oct. 29th, 2008 03:08 pm (UTC)

like wizard's sleeve

i'm just sayin - not everyone can fit their hand inside the cookie jar.

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Oct. 29th, 2008 03:22 pm (UTC)

Won't this be so much more fun in person?

Oh PLEASE let's have dinner on Friday.

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misterpardonme

Oct. 29th, 2008 03:25 pm (UTC)

my eyes must be fucked up... the inky parts of that thing actually look like they're EXPANDING to my eyes... must be an illusion or something... wow.

kinda looks like a pelvic bone and spine to me.

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Oct. 29th, 2008 02:50 pm (UTC)

new experiences can't be all THAT bad, right?

you know, i've never done, nano, but i'm seriously considering signing up this year. it'd be an experience, that's for sure.

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delascabezas

Oct. 29th, 2008 02:53 pm (UTC)

not all bad at all

go for it - you learn something about yourself just trying it.

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Oct. 29th, 2008 03:06 pm (UTC)

Re: new experiences can't be all THAT bad, right?

It will suck the life out of you, but hey, sure, go for it!

Okay, that was shitty, but I'm just saying! Tread lightly. But you love a challenge, right?

Edited at 2008-10-29 03:06 pm (UTC)

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Oct. 29th, 2008 03:14 pm (UTC)

i still ruv rooooo

i've got a shitload of free time on my hands, what with my almost two whole weeks off this month. it's going to be very handy to be able to say "oh dad, i'd love to do __________ with you, but i'm working on my novel, so i can't. sorry."

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delascabezas

Oct. 29th, 2008 03:16 pm (UTC)

nice

that also means you'll end up taking him up on something inane, so you have an excuse as to why you didn't get 4k words done over two days when you were off =P

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Oct. 29th, 2008 03:23 pm (UTC)

So true

I loved how NaNo worked in all aspects of my life.

I haven't written in eons... maybe I'll try it again...

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Oct. 29th, 2008 03:31 pm (UTC)

i vote "yes, plz."

dude, YES! cuz then we'd have something else to share and bitch about.

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Oct. 29th, 2008 03:30 pm (UTC)

bah humbug!

i meant what i said and i said what i meant
an elephant's faithful one hundred percent!

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delascabezas

Oct. 29th, 2008 03:49 pm (UTC)

Re: bah humbug!

Despite what you read 'bout that pachyderm Horton,
Allow me to explain, as your patience shortens:
The bastard was not as dutiful as he seemed
with Whoville in his grasp, he blackmailed and he schemed...

Extorting their Who-bucks, he financed his desire,
to see a Swiss doctor, and she-bits acquire.
And when that Hortensia returned with her new chest,
everything in the jungle did she then molest.

She fooled the apes into exploring her yam bag,
And all of the Kangas she lined up for a shag;
One day she died of a horrible infection,
not before she spread it in every direction.

She was a jungle whore, that elephant slut-bag!
So recall my words when you wave the "Faithful" flag.

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Oct. 29th, 2008 04:16 pm (UTC)

lies and slander

you're on notice for the upcoming lawsuit. FYI.

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delascabezas

Oct. 29th, 2008 04:25 pm (UTC)

nool vs. fair use

Hortensia's estate doesn't have much to pay the lawyers with, after having to pay out all the wrongful injury suits settlements for all the STD-ridden jungle creatures.

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Oct. 29th, 2008 04:42 pm (UTC)

good point

but there's always the contingency option...

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