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i got the pre-prep email today, and made my donation.
the thought of doing nano this year kinda makes me nauseous. despite that, i feel it is something i have to do.

november will bring tears and blood. december is a long way away.

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lengjade
Oct. 29th, 2008 03:30 pm (UTC)
bah humbug!
i meant what i said and i said what i meant
an elephant's faithful one hundred percent!
delascabezas
Oct. 29th, 2008 03:49 pm (UTC)
Re: bah humbug!
Despite what you read 'bout that pachyderm Horton,
Allow me to explain, as your patience shortens:
The bastard was not as dutiful as he seemed
with Whoville in his grasp, he blackmailed and he schemed...

Extorting their Who-bucks, he financed his desire,
to see a Swiss doctor, and she-bits acquire.
And when that Hortensia returned with her new chest,
everything in the jungle did she then molest.

She fooled the apes into exploring her yam bag,
And all of the Kangas she lined up for a shag;
One day she died of a horrible infection,
not before she spread it in every direction.

She was a jungle whore, that elephant slut-bag!
So recall my words when you wave the "Faithful" flag.



lengjade
Oct. 29th, 2008 04:16 pm (UTC)
lies and slander
you're on notice for the upcoming lawsuit. FYI.
delascabezas
Oct. 29th, 2008 04:25 pm (UTC)
nool vs. fair use
Hortensia's estate doesn't have much to pay the lawyers with, after having to pay out all the wrongful injury suits settlements for all the STD-ridden jungle creatures.
lengjade
Oct. 29th, 2008 04:42 pm (UTC)
good point
but there's always the contingency option...

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