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#include "seedybar.h"
#include "var_patron_gen.h"
#include "cash_patron_booze_interaction.h"
#include tim_defs.h
#include questionable_transsexual.cpp

//define local variables
float cash_In_wallet = "40.00";
float current_BAL = "0.0";
string current_persuasion="stright"
bool has_penis = "true"

//define global variables
bool women_evil = "true";
bool transsexuals_bad="true";
string murphy_law="in effect";

void main
(
//specaily patron object for this example
define obj Patron_Tim(cash_In_wallet ,current_BAL ,sexuality, has_penis );

//standard patron invocation, with questionable sexaul prefrences/reproductive organ status
define obj Preop_Trans_patient(11.42,.042,"questionable","true");

//Bar object, as per header include... takes arguments: cash_in_till, //num_tenders,patron_count, num_seats_avail
define obj TheBar(1437.65,2,23,25)

loop AtTheBar(while transsexuals_bad="true");

//increase patron count at bar by 1
method_add_patron_to_bar( Preop_Trans_patient);
//1 seat left at the bar

//everyone looks around
cout >> Warning there are "TheBar(SeatsLeft)" seats left at the bar >> endl;

//i'll have a rum and coke
set patronmode(Preop_Trans_patient,drinking,rum_coke,4.25);

//enter our hero... whew! only 1 seat open... hey she looks pretty good
method_add_patron_to_bar(Patron_Tim);

//everyone looks around
cout >> Warning there are "TheBar(SeatsLeft)" seats left at the bar >> endl;
//1 seat left at bar

//our hero's journey truly begins
method_scope_out_bod(Patron_Tim, Preop_Trans_patient);

//begin flirting: hey baby, come here often?
void flirt(Patron_Tim, Preop_Trans_patient);

//if flitrter is less drunk than flirtee and flirter is more attractive than flirtee's BAL
if flitrter_BAL > flitrtee_BAL
and
if flirtee_intrest > flitrter_BAL
then

//up the interest level, flirt back
flirtee_intrest++;
flirter_interest ++;

//give a random positive response
cout(randomresponse)
>> Warning there are "On occasion, how often do you come?" >> endl;
>> Warning there are "Why don't you buy me a drink for the trouble of answering?" >> endl;
>> Warning there are "Your place or mine?" >> endl;
>> Warning there are "::purr:: only when the local meat is sizzling" >> endl;
>> Warning there are "The question isin't if i'm here often, its who I'm leaving with that counts." >> endl;

else
flirter_interest--;
flirtee_interest --;

//give a random negative response
cout(randomresponse)
>> Warning there are "Only when I'm waiting for my boyfreind to get off work." >> endl;
>> Warning there are "Nah, I usually don't like hanging out with people who like places like this." >> endl;
>> Warning there are "You look just like my ex husband when you trried to pick me up just now!" >> endl;
>> Warning there are "Only when I want to get vomitously drunk." >> endl;
>> Warning there are "Actually, I was getting ready to leave. Excuse me." >> endl;


//our hero is gaining ground

if (bool lastflirt_wassucessful="true");
//it was

//i'll have a dewars and pepsi(warm)
set patronmode(Patron_Tim,drinking,dewars_pepsi,5.25);

//and one for the lady
set patronmode(Preop_Trans_patient,drinking,rum_coke,4.25);

//run flirt/drink again until BAL/Interest relationship exceeds int copafeel_slap
if copafeel_slap>flirer_interest AND flirer_interest
[Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<preop_trans_patient.current_bal>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.]

#include "seedybar.h"
#include "var_patron_gen.h"
#include "cash_patron_booze_interaction.h"
#include tim_defs.h
#include questionable_transsexual.cpp

//define local variables
<b>float</b> cash_In_wallet = "40.00";
<b>float</b> current_BAL = "0.0";
<b>string</b> current_persuasion="stright"
<b>bool</b> has_penis = "true"

//define global variables
<b>bool</b> women_evil = "true";
<b>bool</b> transsexuals_bad="true";
<b>string</b> murphy_law="in effect";

<b>void</b> main
(
//specaily patron object for this example
<i>define</i> <b>obj</b> Patron_Tim(cash_In_wallet ,current_BAL ,sexuality, has_penis );

//standard patron invocation, with questionable sexaul prefrences/reproductive organ status
define <b>obj</b> Preop_Trans_patient(11.42,.042,"questionable","true");

//Bar object, as per header include... takes arguments: cash_in_till, //num_tenders,patron_count, num_seats_avail
<i>define</i> <b>obj</b> TheBar(1437.65,2,23,25)

<i>loop</i> <b>AtTheBar(while</b> transsexuals_bad="true");

//increase patron count at bar by 1
method_add_patron_to_bar( Preop_Trans_patient);
//1 seat left at the bar

//everyone looks around
<b>cout</b> >> Warning there are "TheBar(SeatsLeft)" seats left at the bar >> endl;

//i'll have a rum and coke
<b>set</b> patronmode(Preop_Trans_patient,drinking,rum_coke,4.25);

//enter our hero... whew! only 1 seat open... hey she looks pretty good
method_add_patron_to_bar(Patron_Tim);

//everyone looks around
<b>cout</b> >> Warning there are "TheBar(SeatsLeft)" seats left at the bar >> endl;
//1 seat left at bar

//our hero's journey truly begins
method_scope_out_bod(Patron_Tim, Preop_Trans_patient);

//begin flirting: hey baby, come here often?
<b>void</b> flirt(Patron_Tim, Preop_Trans_patient);

//if flitrter is less drunk than flirtee and flirter is more attractive than flirtee's BAL
if flitrter_BAL > flitrtee_BAL
and
if flirtee_intrest > flitrter_BAL
then

//up the interest level, flirt back
flirtee_intrest++;
flirter_interest ++;

//give a random positive response
<b>cout</b>(randomresponse)
>> Warning there are "On occasion, how often do you come?" >> endl;
>> Warning there are "Why don't you buy me a drink for the trouble of answering?" >> endl;
>> Warning there are "Your place or mine?" >> endl;
>> Warning there are "::purr:: only when the local meat is sizzling" >> endl;
>> Warning there are "The question isin't if i'm here often, its who I'm leaving with that counts." >> endl;

else
flirter_interest--;
flirtee_interest --;

//give a random negative response
<b>cout</b>(randomresponse)
>> Warning there are "Only when I'm waiting for my boyfreind to get off work." >> endl;
>> Warning there are "Nah, I usually don't like hanging out with people who like places like this." >> endl;
>> Warning there are "You look just like my ex husband when you trried to pick me up just now!" >> endl;
>> Warning there are "Only when I want to get vomitously drunk." >> endl;
>> Warning there are "Actually, I was getting ready to leave. Excuse me." >> endl;


//our hero is gaining ground

if (bool lastflirt_wassucessful="true");
//it was

//i'll have a dewars and pepsi(warm)
<b>set</b> patronmode(Patron_Tim,drinking,dewars_pepsi,5.25);

//and one for the lady
<b>set</b> patronmode(Preop_Trans_patient,drinking,rum_coke,4.25);

//run flirt/drink again until BAL/Interest relationship exceeds int copafeel_slap
if copafeel_slap>flirer_interest AND flirer_interest<Preop_Trans_patient.current_BAL
void flirt(Patron_Tim, Preop_Trans_patient);
set patronmode(Patron_Tim,drinking,dewars_pepsi,5.25);
set patronmode(Preop_Trans_patient,drinking,rum_coke,4.25);
else

//smooth move on the hero's part
method_copafeel((Patron_Tim, Preop_Trans_patient);

//the hero begins to suspect something
if Patron_Tim. has_penis = "true" AND Preop_Trans_patient.has_penis = "true"

//oh dear
method_holyshitwhatthefuckisthat(Patron_Tim);
cout >> "Holyshitwhatthefuckisthat?!." >> endl;

//this is the 80's and i'm down with the laadies.....
method_drunked_response( Preop_Trans_patient,Patron_Tim);
cout >> "I'm a transsexual!" >> endl;

//escape subroutine execution, takes argument time in seconds
void c_tim_run(2);

//2 seconds have passed
method_drunked_response(Patron_Tim,Preop_Trans_patient);
cout >> "Preop or Postop?" >> endl;

//the truth is out there
method_drunked_response( Preop_Trans_patient,Patron_Tim);
cout >> "Preop" >> endl;

//escape subroutine execution, continues to use CPU cycles until in threshold is exceeded
//also calls method to change status of threshold variable
void c_tim_stumble(current_BAL+.2,set patronmode(Patron_Tim,drinking,gimme_bottle,29.95));

//pause, while contemplating the bitersweet constant variables of life

<b>set</b> transsexuals_bad="?";
method_take_home_get_it_on(Patron_Tim, Preop_Trans_patient);
set Patron_Tim.current_persuasion="???";

//g'nite folks
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