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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"

"Hey, man, I'm a PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and reads:

Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

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timaeusdaspirge
Mar. 19th, 2003 07:50 am (UTC)
now, that's just plain awful. no artificial flavors or colors, just plain old awful
delascabezas
Mar. 19th, 2003 07:57 am (UTC)
bah
I've heard dirty variations of the panda/koala joke... i liked the clean one much better... clean humor is soo much harder to do well than dirty.
timaeusdaspirge
Mar. 19th, 2003 08:14 am (UTC)
Re: bah
clean or dirty, it's still awful
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