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penis to the union

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

~~~

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments
you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative; you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags. Sincerely,
-The Management

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sleeping_hitman
Apr. 22nd, 2003 08:48 am (UTC)
hahaha, that is rediculously funny
delascabezas
Apr. 22nd, 2003 08:49 am (UTC)
thanks
I dunno about rediculously, but it certainly gives lesbians some extra wood to throw onthe fire... pun intended =)
sleeping_hitman
Apr. 22nd, 2003 08:54 am (UTC)
where did you find that at? Or did you come up with it?
delascabezas
Apr. 22nd, 2003 08:58 am (UTC)
heh
I was poking around craigslist, and someone had posted it there... but they were anon... i've seen it before in an email fwd, but that was years ago, and had long since forgotten about it. Definitely witty though =)
sleeping_hitman
Apr. 22nd, 2003 03:05 pm (UTC)
Re: heh
yeah. That sounds like something me and my friends would have written a few years back.
wangch61
Apr. 22nd, 2003 10:39 am (UTC)
ha
yeah that is somewhat old but still holds plenty of laugh value. Not everyday you can stand up for the penis in the work place.
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